portentouscatastrophe:

synnesai:

hiddenunderabed:

The only ship that matters

#This Isnt Even My Final Form

otp

astrayan:

AW YEAH, my first giveaway! Only because I reached 100 followers! Thank you guys you’re all awesome <3

SOOOO, LET’S GO TO THE FUN PART!

WHAT YOU GET:

~ 1 tshirt of your choice from TopatoCo!

~ 1 hoodie of your choice from TopatoCo!

~ 1 captchalogue white board!

~ 1 glasses of your choice! (dirk/terezi/sollux/feferi)

RULES!

~ Theres no need to follow me, BUT if you do, instead of 1 of each thing you’ll get 3 OF EACH O: ~i’m rad right~ (doesnt apply to the white board, sorry i dont see why you need 3 white boards xD)

~ Reblog and likes count, but please don’t spam your followers!

~ Giveaway blogs are not accepted! I’ll check >:O

~ You need to have your ask box open, and be comfortable with giving me your address! (i’m brazilian so you really dont have to worry heh, w/e)

~ I’ll ship internationally!

~ Thats it! Have fun! Good luck! :D

{ GIVEAWAY ENDS IN MY BIRTHDAY, MAY 28th 2013 }

acowardlylion:

first date questions

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

meladoodle:

*holds up dog treat* WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY? i am. i’m a good boy. *eats dog treat*

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

natural-charisma:

Do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away.

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

dont b nice 2 me ever ill follow you around for like 5 months

peanutbutta:

It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

girafasolas:

I even procrastinate the things I want to do.